Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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