let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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