NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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