my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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