I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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