I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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