dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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