Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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