We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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