This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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