I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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