I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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