I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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