my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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