it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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