we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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