My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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