guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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