He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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