Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Couch. On fire.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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