He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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