It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Randomize
