honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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