? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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