Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
we're so committed to being not committed
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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