Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
