? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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