bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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