I'm eating all of the evidence.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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