He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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