is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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