Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
only if we run a train.
done.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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