did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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