I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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