I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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