so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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