Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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