Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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