I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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