i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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