Betty ford says i'm here all night
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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