If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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