I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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