She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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