he looks like a really good dad on facebook
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
