new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I just found puke in my bra..
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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