I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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