Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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