All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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