STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize