When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I have feelings that need drinking.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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