My room smells like vodka and shame
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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