Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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